this cant be turue

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one thing about 2012 is the fucking lorax i can’t beleive that movie ever existed it ruined my entire life i hope it burns in hell

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.

i just asked him to bless this post and he did

brandnewswastikas:

At the beginning of every new year I say a bunch of weird sentences in an attempt to be the first person to say them that year.

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lampghost:

i just heard a firework ,a car alarm, and then a loud mexican man yelling “AYE AYE AYE” all in a fragment of a second